Bathroom Broughtupcy - Part II

I am always amazed when people drop their tails onto public toilets. I loathe touching the door handle to get out of the washroom, furthermore to place my backside on the toilet and expose myself to numerous bacterium, viruses and other little nasty things that live on toilet seats.

But some people just don’t care.

They haven’t learned the stoop technique, so their parts are all over the public toilet seat.

Let me put it like this: you don’t lick the tables in the mall’s food court, why in goodness name, would you sit on a public toilet seat?

Good grief.

Another thing that pisses (hee hee, some bathroom humour) me off are the nasty ass people who don’t wash their hands after using the washroom. I’ve blogged on this before and some people still have not taken heed.

Don’t dampen your hands with a drizzle of water. Use the darned soap that is there and wash your hands properly. Do you think the soap is there for decoration?

Then those same people want to come and sit and your desk and touch up all your things, infecting them with what ever dirt they just picked up in the bathroom. Thank God for anti-bacterial hand sanitizer and Lysol wipes.

One more set of people I must blaze before I’m out: those who bring food into the washroom. Why are you bringing your muffin, apple, cup of coffee into the washroom where all manner of bodily functions happen? Honestly, I saw someone put their muffin – only protected by the muffin cup -- on the floor of the bathroom stall.

I wanted to vomit. The poor muffin even looked disgusted with itself.

Just drop your sandwich, cookie or plum off at your desk before you go into the washroom, because, as much as I’d like to be delicate with this, it’s NASTY. It’s just disgusting and gross and unnecessary.

This is my rant for today.

Take heed.