Thursday, November 03, 2005

Life without Black people

Well, I can't picture life without my people. Enjoy and think about it...

A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, no more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone!


Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut-Off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "By the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks."

5 Comments:

Blogger Pamalicious said...

Hmmm - wrote a song about it - here it go

A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of black people
who were fed up with White Americans, so they joined together and wished
themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in
sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without white people.

After they settled in with all of the stuff listed below because they heavily contributed and now get CREDIT for it. Some other things emerged.

1. hair reverted back to it's natural state and they began learning to work with what they got and found a new beauty in self.

2. Men started slowly reconnecting with lost families and children because the competition among black men was no longer about tryign to make it in a 'white mans' world' and it went inside and became about - who taking care of thier famlies the best.

3. Several gangs disbanded because older men and women started cleaning up the streets and tossing the guns and drugs into the ocean. Being of a clear mind and heart - they all reverted to ritualistic and organized fights.

4. Legs of females of color all over America shut simutaneously as the view of 'woman power' shifted in light of men lifting their cross of burden off their backs - women no longer had to offer up their bodies as proof they were women. Older women became hot commodities as 'womanhood' classes sprung up all over.

5. Rites of passage became ingrained in the people as the youth were given accolades and acknowledgement as they made the journey to adulthood. Boys strived to be young men and girls strived to be young women in order to participate in the joyouns ceremonies that the community participated in.

6. Busineses started cropping up everywhere, because self worth was coming back and simple economics were put into place supply and demand.

7. Several 'sects' of the culture were banned as a bigger more evolved more civilized culture emerged - all of a sudden black people started checking other black people.

8. Education became an integral part of one's journey and both children and adults took pride - as black scholars - painted a more accurate picture of the world as well as the contributions that America made to the world - seeing as for some strange reason - we are not good at just focusing on us - we always include everyone.

9. Black Preachers/Imans/Clery/Political Activist etc. were called on the carpet and those that could not perform were stripped of their 'self approved' titles. Only the strong were going to be representing the people.

10. Religion as a whole went back to the books and whereever you were pulled in the spirit - you were pulled, but there was peace in the land as the ultimate goal was all faiths working together to keep the race going.

Thursday, November 03, 2005 1:30:00 PM  
Blogger Pamalicious said...

Cut me off,
and finally....

The Whole Damn Would would EXHALE

Thursday, November 03, 2005 1:40:00 PM  
Blogger Urban Sista said...

Girl, you're talking with sense! If we all wish together maybe it'll happen. One, two, three, WISH!!!

Dang, we still here.

Friday, November 04, 2005 1:45:00 PM  
Blogger -_- said...

Very intesting, pammie.

Dang sis...when I read the title I thought... "is she describing my life in a few weeks?" LMAO!

Friday, November 11, 2005 10:09:00 PM  
Blogger inciquay said...

Nice post. I like Pammie's even more but at the risk of sounding like an ass, although a lot of these were invented by us, there's more than a few that we just improved upon. Like the comb, that Walter Sammons invented was a hot-comb "improvement". And although Richard Spikes improved cars 10-fold, I believe in giving credit where credit is due, and in that case it's Henry Ford.
John Standard is another one who made improvements too not invented the refrigerator.

I'm sorry to be a wet blanket, but as a black history buff I just had to add in that 2 cents.

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:26:00 PM  

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